Kate and Will who? This year in BlueBell, all eyes are on our very own royal couple, Lemon Breeland and George Tucker, who are finally heading toward the altar. The other night was their fabulous engagement party, an event the likes of which our town has never seen! People will be talking about this party for weeks. Probably months. Maybe even years!
Lemon looked absolutely stunning, of course, and George was dashing, like always, despite having been tragically injured shortly before the event (really, doesn’t everyone know that Old Man Jackson has that darn eye chart memorized?). Pretty much everyone in BlueBell was there, some even barging in without a proper invitation. Lemon’s father, Dr. Brick Breeland, was a kind and gracious host as per usual. Like father like daughter, I guess
No event can go completely flawlessly, and I must admit there was a huge disruption to the night’s events. I am of course referring to the fact that, unfortunately, Carrie Rose Ennis and I were wearing the same gown. I would like to use this public forum to apologize to Carrie Rose. Everyone makes mistakes, even if those mistakes were specifically reserved for me three weeks ago at Colette’s on Camellia Street. In retrospect, I maybe should not have made such a scene and, Carrie Rose, I apologize for throwing some of Agnes’s best peach cobbler at you. I hope you were able to wash it out of your hair easily.
Otherwise, the event went off with hardly a hitch. I heard something about Zoe Hart delivering a baby, but that was really small potatoes compared to the glamorous décor, delicious food and fine company. I can’t wait to see what else Lemon has planned for us as we all take this journey with her toward her wedding day!