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November in BlueBell By: Calendar

November 2
Book Club Meeting
We will be discussing October’s book club pick, Nicolas Sparks’ The Best of Me, at Pageturners. Make sure to bring tissues!

November 4
High School Football
Come cheer on our boys. Go Big Blue!

November 8
Election Day
School board elections will be held at the elementary school. Pick up a voting guide at city hall to learn more about candidates Donna Jo Gleason and Fred Dwyer III.

November 11
High School Football
Come cheer on our boys. Go Big Blue!

November 12
Junior League Turtle Derby
Cheer on your favorite reptiles as they compete for first place at the Rammer Jammer. Slow and steady wins the race!

November 16
BlueBell Film Society
There will be a screening of Bill Cunningham New York at the library. A discussion moderated by Dash DeWitt will follow as well as passed hors d’oeuvres served.

November 17
Pre-Homecoming Game Party at Mayor Hayes’ House
The party of the year is finally here! Food, drinks and dancing will surely get us ready for a weekend of BlueBell spirit.

November 18
Homecoming Game
Come cheer on our boys in the biggest game of the season. Also, noted CLJ Jones High alum Jimmy Praboo will be officiating the coin toss.

November 19
Homecoming Dance
Lots of dancing and fun. Make sure to get in your votes for homecoming king and queen!

November 21
Pie Making Class
Pie making skills lacking? Pie connoisseur Grace Babbitt will be conducting a seminar on how to make the most delicious fall desserts. Apple, peach, pecan, oh pie!

November 24
Happy Planksgiving!
Ahoy! Shiver me timbers! The annual Planksgiving Fish Fry is here. Better come dressed up or you’ll have to walk the plank!

November 26
Leftovers Party!
Is your refrigerator overflowing with leftovers? Bring them down to the town square for a picnic with your fellow BlueBellians.

AnnaBeth

BooBell! By: AnnaBeth

Happy Halloween, BlueBellians! We’re all so excited to celebrate here in BlueBell. Tammy Davis’s party is always the event of the season! Are you still stumped trying to think of a costume? Here are some suggestions for you!

1) Scarlett O’HaraScarlett O’Hara is always a huge hit, a classic go-to for any southern Belle. You get to look good, and carry a gun to shoot Yankees! You can also say funny lines, like, whenever you take a bite to eat, you can go, “I’ll never go hungry again!” If you have a devoted beau or obedient husband, you can get him to go as Rhett! And if he’s not devoted or obedient, he can be the Yankee.

2) Sexy Angel or Sexy Devil — An oldie but a goodie! Now, usually I don’t approve of the occult, but one year Lemon was a Sexy Angel and I was a Sexy Devil and it was just adorable! Somehow by the end of the night, Lemon ended up with my horns and pitchfork and was wearing both costumes, and I was her henchman.

3) But if you really want to go the sexy route, go in your underthings and tell everyone you’re the 2011 Heat Wave! It’s edgy, it’s topical, and it’s what Wade Kinsella does every single year.

4) Bear Bryant, Lavon Hayes, or any other football guy — Ladies, this one is for your husbands. I’ve found that the only way I can get my Jake to dress up for Halloween is to give him an excuse to prance around in a football outfit. Mayor Hayes is usually kind enough to stand next to these doofuses and let them take a picture with him. What a nice man!

5) Zoe Hart — Word around town is that the most popular costume this year will be Zoe Hart! I can see why, it’s a very easy costume. Short leather shorts, obscenely high heels, black clothes like you’re going to a funeral. I guess you could wear a white coat and stethoscope too, though who knows how long that will last? I think this is what I’m going to wear this year. What other day but Halloween will it ever be appropriate to dress like this?

Police Logs

10/23 – 10/29 By: Police Log

10/23 Crazy Earl was found intoxicated on a roof in town. He was coerced down by song and is said to be without injury.

10/29 A woman called police to report one of her Jack-o-’lanterns smashed on her front stoop. No arrests have yet to be made.

BlueBell Sports Corner

Interview with Alex “Juicebox” Hernandez, Pee Wee Football Player By: BlueBell Sports Corner

 

 

 

 

Name:  Alex “Juicebox” Hernandez

Sport:  Pop Warner Football, Pee Wee Division

Position:  RB/LB

Age:  11

Height:  4’11”

Weight:  106 lbs

The legends of BlueBell football weren’t born legends. Before guys like Decker Johns and Richard “Bam Bam” Manningham rewrote the record books and entrenched themselves in CLJ Jones High lore, they had to learn the ropes in Pop Warner football. At this very moment, in parks and fields all over the county, kids are stumbling around in oversized pads and helmets, each jockeying to be the next “I Saw Him When.”

One such player is Alex Hernandez, a little stick of dynamite in cleats currently tearing up the Pee Wee division. Though his nickname comes from his lunch drink preference, it might as well be for his sweet fluidity on the field, both as a running back and linebacker. With permission from his parents, the BSC caught up with this possible legend in making to ask him a few questions during recess.

 

BSC:  How does it feel to be one of the best players in Pee Wee football?

AH:  Mama says I shouldn’t be boastful, especially when there are bigger kids who can beat me up for saying I’m better, so I don’t really think about those things, but I think it’s cool.

BSC:  Do you like playing offense or defense more?

AH:  I don’t know, I think I like both because when I’m a running back, I can make people miss like Trent Richardson, but when I’m a linebacker, I get to be like Mayor Hayes and tackle people which is pretty fun, so yeah, I guess both.

BSC:  Is football your favorite sport?

AH:  Oh yeah, I really like it. I like baseball too, but sometimes it’s kinda boring to just stand out there and sometimes I forget to pay attention, but you can’t do that in football or you’ll ‘spit your grits’ like coach says.  I don’t know what that means, but I don’t want it to happen.

BSC:  What’s the best piece of advice you’ve received?

AH:  My Uncle Al told me that if I’m about to get to tackled I should run faster and so far that’s worked, so that’s probably good advice.

Dash DeWitt

Rumour Has It By: Dash DeWitt

I confess, I occasionally overindulge in a juicy helping of BlueBell gossip. I delight in an afternoon gab session with the gents at the Rammer Jammer over a glass of Chablis almost as much as I savor a good literary salon, or an evening at the ballet. Usually our town’s tattlings are about as benign as the spotting of a Mackey sister slipping Wade Kinsella her phone number not two weeks after breaking off her engagement to Kipton Crawford. This might be unsavory if nearly every girl in town didn’t do the same shortly after a big break-up.

But this week’s scandal — concerning our fine minister and his fair wife — ignited the town like a match to a firecracker. As author and Southern bon vivant Truman Capote once said: “There are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl’s complexion.” And certain acts of coquetry can wreck more than that. Talk of Reverend Mayfair’s philandering had the whole town looking quite haggard (even my custom skin care regimen was no match for it). Because while we were busy whispering and pointing fingers, we lost sight of what makes our little hamlet so special — our ability to support one another in the good times and the not-so-good.

By way of analogy, my dear readers, I love Judy Garland — j’adore the way she shone in “A Star is Born,” the way she twinkled across the dance floor with Fred Astaire in “Easter Parade,” and the pure electricity I feel every time I listen to her croon on “Judy at Carnegie Hall.” Do I know that, in her later years, she had a fondness for pills and liquor that could put any one of today’s fallen stars to shame? Of course. But I choose to focus on her fairer angles.

Am I suggesting that BlueBell is full of hopheads and drunks?! Never! I’m simply saying that the next time you’re privy to a sordid, salacious tale about one of our fine BlueBellians, remember that you have a choice: you can binge on a tasty morsel of gossip — which is good for neither the pallor of the complexion nor the shape of the spirit — or you can choose to have a little faith. Because whether a tall tale turns out to be the gospel truth or a load of hooey, it has always been the BlueBell way to stand proud as a community, and focus on our own fairest qualities. (Of course, fair readers, I didn’t get my portly shape following my own advice all the time. We can’t all be as pure as Reverend Mayfair. But we can try!)