Lavon, Lavon – he’s been treating us well
Ya’ll seem to be happy, that’s easy to tell
But now a new face has come to stir the pot
Easy on the eyes, too. Let’s give her a shot.
But what will this new competition do to our town?
It sure is enough to bring the community down.
Personally, I think the big question is clear,
Why didn’t I know we could run against Lavon this year?
I’d be a swell Mayor – I’d change all the rules
For those hot summer days, I’d put in some pools
And Zoe, impressed, would say, “I’ve always loved you.”
And I’d say “Sorry, Doc, more important things to do.”
No point in dreaming – I guess it’s too late
Apparently Ruby’s the new candidate
I don’t need to be Mayor – this gaffe was heaven sent
Because now I have time to run for President.